Marathon Viewing The Latest Holiday Movies: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
It is the season to lounge on the couch and consume a packet of mince pies in front of a great film, a bad movie, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
This year, a batch of new seasonal stories aims to become part of our seasonal watchlist—perhaps even joining the ranks alongside enduring classics like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
Thus, in a noble effort to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to get into the holiday mood, I marathoned as many fresh holiday releases as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Starting, hopefully, on a good foot. This release is the exclusive 2025 title on a famous website's list of the best 100 holiday films of all time.
The popular band find themselves stranded in the UK after concluding their world tour and must return for Christmas. Their endeavors are hampered by an evil Santa, who sings to announce they won’t get home until they “rediscover their brotherly magic.”
The repartee between the squabbling siblings is amusing even for the non-fan, while followers will undoubtedly catch lots of references as they endeavor to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not legendary, but is great for fans and a positive start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who are obliged to sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland stars as a movie actor roped into a traditional British stage show.
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and older action hero Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose agent has tricked him into thinking he’s performing in high-class London stage.
His Aladdin co-stars tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he insists angrily. It's easy to predict their response. That is, unless you’re unfamiliar with traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some hilarious moments, some heartwarming side stories, and the ensemble is cracking, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit cheesy at any other time of year, but is a highly enjoyable at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
Danny Dyer pops up at the start of this film, too, insulting someone for the next movie straight. Could this be a new Christmas tradition?
This time, he’s a crooning chauffeur who encounters Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by a star of Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The well-known tale develops as the stingy Mr Sood is visited by the apparitions of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This cultural adaptation is at least distinct from all the others, but sadly he’s not very compelling and Nayyar’s acting is flat—a problem when he’s so the focal point.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Lunchtime: Stuffed
There's just enough time for a channel's original festive film—which stars Guz Khan as a endearingly grumpy man who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he receives an sizable holiday payout at work, his wife (portrayed by Morgana Robinson) persuades him blowing the money on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he learns there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to pay back the difference.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those Christmas films where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the background—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a vineyard to secure an acquisition for a sparkling wine company. During her travels, she runs into a fellow in a bookshop who vows to show her Christmas in Paris.
An expert recently declared this is the best new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a festive dalliance with a touch of class and gives the necessary heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is notable too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Teenage Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, regardless of the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him the reality.
The answer is somewhere, and Chris ventures forth to find it with the guidance of a group of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s gentle but endearing, and perfect viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the matriarch of a dysfunctional American family who reunite for the holidays—including fellow Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer begins by referencing Christmas classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the premise, but in reality it’s really a jumble of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last takes center stage.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s taken a dip, but fortunately here’s a new entry in the crowded field of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and highly entertaining—holiday fare.
It’s a narrative as familiar as can be: An American woman goes on a quest to a distant snowy land and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher